[Bigg Red]

Sorry to be so dense, but I am really confused as to how you know the woman with the gasoline pump is a lesbian. Help me, O, Enlightened One, I want to learn.

[bagster]

Sorry to be so dense, but I am really confused as to how you know the woman with the gasoline pump is a lesbian. Help me, O, Enlightened One, I want to learn.

If a female gets the 'dyke doo' before she hits fifty, and she's not super model pretty, she's a lesbian.

Add in the comfortable shoes and the fact that she's pumping her own gas.

LEZBO.

Class dismissed.