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BREAKING: White House Involved In Plot Of Bribery UPDATE: Never Mind, it was Obama SATIRE
Babylon Bee ^ | November 25, 2019 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/25/2019 10:58:51 AM PST by gattaca

FULL TITLE: BREAKING: White House Involved In Stunning Plot Of Murder And Bribery --- UPDATE: Never Mind. It Was During The Obama Administration. Deleting.

U.S.—New documents have revealed the greatest presidential scandal in the history of our nation -- maybe even the world. The documents, obtained from a whistleblower, show that the White House was behind a series of murders of state and local officials and certain businessmen, all as part of a scheme to cover up bribes received by the president himself from such countries as Iran and North Korea.

This should not only lead to President Donald Trump being impeached but also to his arrest and perhaps his execution for treason. We will give you further details as they emerge.

UPDATE: On further analysis of the documents, the events in question actually took place in 2015 when Barack Obama was president. Since this doesn’t involve Trump and instead is just on some minor issue with Obama (who probably knew what he was doing), we’re just going to go ahead and delete this completely irrelevant story and replace it with analysis of the latest Trump tweet. Can you believe what he just said?


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1 posted on 11/25/2019 10:58:51 AM PST by gattaca
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To: gattaca

What difference does it make?


2 posted on 11/25/2019 11:03:05 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: gattaca

the greatest presidential scandal in the history of our nation — maybe even the world

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That would be the ENTIRE Kenyanesian Usurpation.

Obama is NOT a natural born citizen.

BOTH parties wanted the Constitution changed without the hassle of amending it.


3 posted on 11/25/2019 11:11:23 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

I still think that if we Passed the Original 13th Amendment, NONE of this would be happening now.


4 posted on 11/25/2019 11:22:00 AM PST by eyeamok
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To: eyeamok
"I still think that if we Passed the Original 13th Amendment, NONE of this would be happening now."

100% agree

5 posted on 11/25/2019 11:26:48 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: gattaca

Where’s the satire?


6 posted on 11/25/2019 12:24:35 PM PST by robel
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To: robel

there’s a hidden reference to a story put out on how the USA had the worst record in the world for immigrant child immigration.

When the author admitted the years the statistics were from were when Obama was president, the AP did not issue a correction.

Instead they actually removed the entire story, deleted.

Facts that attack trump are celebrated, facts that attack Obama are ignored and disappeared by the press.


7 posted on 11/26/2019 10:19:34 AM PST by Mount Athos
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To: Mount Athos

sorry i should have written “immigrant child incarceration”


8 posted on 11/26/2019 10:20:02 AM PST by Mount Athos
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