Posted on 11/19/2019 9:39:12 AM PST by Trump20162020
Rep. Eric Swalwell’s surplus shoelaces have now tied up a place in history.
At the end of the Dublin Democrat’s short-lived presidential campaign, Swalwell was left with $7,000 worth of branded shoelaces. The excess swag was transferred to his congressional campaign, as detailed in a campaign finance report filed at the end of the fundraising quarter. Now, two sets of those shoelaces will be preserved for future generations at the California State Library.
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If only they had invested in Swallwell branded whoopie cushions...
Are they going to preserve the fart video?
Did he fart on them too?
Dang; the dude has no shame!!
Hahahaha...
"What in the world are all these old shoelaces doing in here? Who was this Swalwell guy? Toss them out."
The shoelaces were confiscated during booking so he wouldn’t Epstein himself.
Did that really happen? I couldn’t tell if it was real or some viral internet thing someone edited.
The sound is real. Whether the noise is what it sounds like and if said the noise actually came from Swalwell himself is still up for debate.
*Whether the noise is what it sounds like and if said noise actually came from Swalwell himself is still up for debate.
Swallwell lighter fluid... set the world on fire
They would make a swell garrot.
He won’t be around long. Trump shoots cruise missiles at tyrants who gas their own people.
Nope, it came from him, and it was a fart. No need to fly top cover for him.
He nuked us, just like he said.
Unfortunately, he likes to let one rip from time to time.
He will forever be known as Eric Fartswell.
>>Did that really happen?<<
Many say it did. Rep. “Passing Gas” denies it.
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