[BillyBoy]

HOLLYWOOD: Hey, wanna see ANOTHER remake of Charlie’s Angels? EXCITING, RIGHT?!

AUDIENCES: Again? Didn’t you JUST remake it in 2011? No thanks.

HOLLYWOOD: But it’s gonna be a BIG BUDGET MOVIE this time!!!! GREENLIT!!!!

AUDIENCES: Ummmm... yeah you already did that too, with Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu. And that in the 2000s as well. Please stop.

HOLLYWOOD: But this time we got SIR PATRICK STEWART as BOSLEY!!! NOW you’re psyched for the movie, YESSSSSS???

AUDIENCES: Look, the ONLY reason people even watched the original 70s version was Farrah Fawcett. Got it? The concept wasn’t even that interesting to begin with. Stop wasting Patrick Stewart’s talent on trash like this.

HOLLYWOOD: But THIS version is gonna be all modern and hip and feminist enpowering and inspire young girls to—

AUDIENCES: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!

[BradyLS]

LOL! I can hear it! :-D

[alternatives?]

“Look, the ONLY reason people even watched the original 70s version was Farrah Fawcett. “

I have recently watched a couple of episodes on TV and some of the late 70’s Fords put many of today cars to shame. I wouldn’t have forecasted that in the 70’s.

[Bernard]

AUDIENCES: Look, the ONLY reason people even watched the original 70s version was Farrah Fawcett.

Actually, the only reason I ever watched the show is because Wonder Woman was only shown once a week. If that show had taken the "Batman" or "Payton Place" approach of multiple nights per week, Charley's Angels might have had fewer viewers.

[TChad]

HOLLYWOOD: But THIS version is gonna be all modern and hip and feminist empowering and inspire young girls to—

Hate males, their natural inferiors.