We have these hideous things all over our area in NE Florida. They are an ugly, filthy scat dropping invasive species that the fish and wildlife folks are trying to eliminate but they breed like, well, winged rats. The stupid thing is that we cannot legally kill them... However, if one is found to be feeding them or transporting them to another location you can be fined for supporting an invasive species. Typical government logic.
Canada geese too.......
Funny how invading imports come in and aggressively take over the local ecosystem.
Seems there’s a pattern here.......
Feather and gut them and freeze them for Christmas dinner! Mmmm!
Border collies. Lots and lots of border collies.
Turducken.
In 1973 I worked for the parks department in the city of Maitland, Florida. The muscovies were a pain then. We had people calling and asking us to collect them and get them out of their yards and the streets. They would get on people’s porches and cover them with crap.
Picture a bunch of long-haired hippies like us trying to catch a bunch of those stupid ducks. It was pretty funny.
They would get in the road and wouldn’t move. One old lady said just run over them why don’t you?
An adult community near our coastal New Jersey town is heavily infested with- get ready for this- wild turkeys. Aggressive wild turkeys. The plan is to trap and relocate them.
Volunteers offering to harvest them are not welcome. Could be feedin’ the hungry, y’know?