To whom it may concern in the DS:
Elijah Cummings? You’ll have to do better than that.
I doubt that 80% of the population has even heard of him. (You can thank yourselves for that. Between the dumbing down of education and the FAKE NEWS filtering what the sheeple are allowed to hear about, it’s only people like FReeQs who are paying attention, who have any idea of who he actually is.)
Of course, that probably won’t stop you from trying to make his funeral a spectacle.
I’m actually surprised there wasn’t an epidemic of deaths among mid-level DS players. Or would that have looked too suspicious?
Do you really think you can stave off what’s coming with another funeral?
Nothing can stop what’s coming. Nothing. (Q told me that!)
Signed,
a patriot
Most corrupt obstructionist that ever walked the halls of capital hill.