There's a good chance you hallucinated this week without ever knowing it

Inverse ^ | October 11, 2019 | By Jack Barton on

[NicknamedBob]

"We have a lot of potato soup right now. They can learn to love it!"

Anything that can be improved by oregano or parsley is just crying out to be experimented with.

[Darksheare]

It needed a futon torpedo

[Darksheare]

I admittedly never cared for potato soup.
I’m sure it can be made to not be super bland.
But just like getting nailed with food poisoning from soft tacos makes you swear off soft tacos, getting hit with a bowl of “dust soup” didn’t do any favors.

[NoCmpromiz]

We have a lot of potato soup right now. They can learn to love it!

And when they complain about the potato soup run it through the blender/food processor and rename it mashed potato soup..

[NoCmpromiz]

And I found a rodent sleeping in my under-the-sink electronic rodent motel.

He was dead tired..

[Tax-chick]

It’s already mushed, but parsley would be a good idea.

[Tax-chick]

That would have been more comfortable.

[Monkey Face]

Add bacon to your potato soup. I always slice it into 1/4” pieces, saute’ them until they are slightly crisp and toss them and the bacon grease into the potato soup. If there’s no bacon in it, it just tastes like plain potatoes.

[Monkey Face]

W00t!

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. Back in a minute with the kitten.

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

And what a kitteh it is, too! Every time I see one of those sweet little floofs, I think of what the coloring will be like when the kitteh is full grown. Some, in my minds eye, are spectacular, like this one!

Good morning.

When I was in Henderson, a mosquito got in and bit me on the neck and wherever else it could find a patch of skin that wasn’t covered by a blanket. Once again, there is a mosquito in my place and this one chooses my left hand, wrist and forearm. And I have nothing to stop the itch. I thought I had something like a cream of some kind, but nope.

I’m also out of honey, and who can drink herbal teas without honey?

[Tax-chick]

Seems an odd time of year for a mosquito.

[Monkey Face]

It was odd in Vegas, too. But I saw the little wuzzer a week or so ago, and tried to kill it, but to no avail. So I’m paying for it. My body is so allergic to insect bites, that at one time, I had to have an injection of adrenaline to keep me from going into shock. I have nothing even close to that, now.

[Tax-chick]

Maybe your complex needs to clear standing water somewhere.

It rained here last night. We have Envirothon all day today, and then everyone will get to eat potato soup (with ham!) again, especially *sigh* the person who told me to make it.

[Monkey Face]

We have several small lakes around here, so I’m sure that’s where the mosquitoes come from, not to mention the swimming pools.

Its all good, now, though. The Benadryl Wannabe cream is within reach. ;o] (Five bites in a 3” area.)

[ArGee]

I’m thinking of putting the whole family on Austerity Rations as a Learning Experience.

Maybe give him some cash at the beginning of the week and say, "You can pick your own lunch menus for the whole week as long as it doesn't cost more than that." Then again, he might be good at that. If you do the actual purchasing it could be more work for you.

[ArGee]

Did you get the clearance, Clarence?

[ArGee]

Well, I’m back and Happy Friday.

The attendees at the presentation said they learned a lot. Now if they can remember it when they next need to use it. But they know how to contact me.

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you.