The comedic possibilities would be greater if you named it 0vomit or Hitlery.
0, stop pooping in the house.
0, stop eating your poop.
Hitlery, stop eating 0’s poop.
Hitlery, where have you been all night? It’s 3:00 a.m. I get so tired of having to let you in the house when you’ve been out catting around all night.
0, stop humping my leg.
0, stop licking yourself.
Hitlery, stop licking 0.
If my next pets are donkey’s, I’ll consider your suggestion.
breadcrumb.