We live just South East from Seattle. In most ways I am suprised this story even got published. Homeless potheads do this kind of thing every day of the week around here. Homeless alcoholics break into homes, businesses and cars as well, but they try to make quick exit. The new generation of “homeless” potheads don’t care because they know there isn’t enough jail space for them all and as a “nonviolent” offender they will be back out on the street the next day. This guy was either making a joke about having to “kill him to put him back in jail” or the police were making it up to hopefully hold him for more than 24 hours.
He needs to go into an insane asylum, not jail.
This would be understandable if he was on his period.
Man, I’ve been there where you can’t stop craving the SWEET candy !
He couldn't wait for the Thanksgiving tryptophan coma so he opted for the instant gratification of a sugar crash.
He’ll be back on the streets before the arresting officer finishes his report.
Perhaps Mr Chocolate was hoping for a career singing the wonderful Smothers Brothers song: I Yelled Fire When I Fell into the Chocolate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSmqYSVVpTM