Posted on 10/12/2019 9:07:17 AM PDT by simpson96
SEATTLE, WA — The sugar coma is real, one Seattle man has learned first hand. Seattle Police say a 44-year-old man broke into a downtown office building Thursday night, then scarfed down hundreds of dollars in chocolate and took a nap. According to police, an employee called 911 after the man broke into an otherwise empty financial office, rearranged a painting then set his sights on a glass bowl full of sweets.
When officers arrived at the 600 block of Union Street, they found the man had taken off his shoes, watch and jacket and was relaxing on a couch, in the dark, inside an upper floor office. He reportedly told police "you will have to kill me to take me to jail," but he was arrested without incident. The man was booked into King County Jail on suspicion of burglary, malicious mischief and two other warrants.
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We live just South East from Seattle. In most ways I am suprised this story even got published. Homeless potheads do this kind of thing every day of the week around here. Homeless alcoholics break into homes, businesses and cars as well, but they try to make quick exit. The new generation of “homeless” potheads don’t care because they know there isn’t enough jail space for them all and as a “nonviolent” offender they will be back out on the street the next day. This guy was either making a joke about having to “kill him to put him back in jail” or the police were making it up to hopefully hold him for more than 24 hours.
He needs to go into an insane asylum, not jail.
This would be understandable if he was on his period.
[[He needs to go into an insane asylum,]]
Next Headline “Seattle man breaks into an insane asylum and devours $300 worth of Asylum chocolate”
Or he could get elected to city council.
Man, I’ve been there where you can’t stop craving the SWEET candy !
He needs to go into an insane asylum, not jail.
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He’s already in Seattle. Doesn’t that qualify as an insane asylum?
Lol
He couldn't wait for the Thanksgiving tryptophan coma so he opted for the instant gratification of a sugar crash.
He’ll be back on the streets before the arresting officer finishes his report.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Perhaps Mr Chocolate was hoping for a career singing the wonderful Smothers Brothers song: I Yelled Fire When I Fell into the Chocolate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSmqYSVVpTM
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