To: LS
Things I learned from my recent hospital visit:
- I cannot inject a marijuana into my eyeball any more. Those days are done.
- If you keep pinching the cute nurses’ butts, they will assign you old ugly ones.
- If you keep pinching the old ugly nurses’ butts, they will assign you male ones.
- If you keep pinching the male nurses’ butts, they will strap you down.
- Do not grab at the Oxycontin bottle on the shelf. BAD LAZ! (smack)
- The phrase I am most likely to hear is “Mr. Mataz, WHAT are we going to DO with you!!”
- Pretending to be dead does not work. They have these machines that can tell.
23 posted on
10/07/2019 6:57:41 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
laughter is the best medicine... and death hates to be ridiculed...
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28 posted on
10/07/2019 7:00:22 AM PDT by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: Lazamataz
29 posted on
10/07/2019 7:01:16 AM PDT by
Huskrrrr
To: Lazamataz
Glad you are feeling better.
Yeah problem with hospitals, they have tons of rules...no fun.
31 posted on
10/07/2019 7:05:06 AM PDT by
Tammy8
To: Lazamataz
45 posted on
10/07/2019 7:15:05 AM PDT by
stockpirate
(Anyone who believes Epstein killed himself is a fool)
To: Lazamataz
55 posted on
10/07/2019 7:29:56 AM PDT by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: Lazamataz
👍👍👍👍👍 😎😎😎 😜
To: Lazamataz; LS
8. Avoid the morphine. Diacetylmorphine C
21H
23NO
5 is
heroin.
May you heal perfectly, Laz.
Zei Gezunt!
81 posted on
10/07/2019 4:46:56 PM PDT by
goldbux
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