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LAZ ok.
Lazamataz via email | 10/7/2019 | LS

Posted on 10/07/2019 6:46:14 AM PDT by LS

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Laz is ok. On meds for a little arrhthmia. He assures me he'll be fine and "hittin' it" post haste.


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To: LS

I didn’t know he was feeling poorly, get well soon Laz.


21 posted on 10/07/2019 6:56:50 AM PDT by Beagle8U (It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.)
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To: LS; Lazamataz

Thank you for this news! I expect Laz will have a little time to write some masterpiece, while he recovers!


22 posted on 10/07/2019 6:57:21 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: LS
Things I learned from my recent hospital visit:
  1. I cannot inject a marijuana into my eyeball any more. Those days are done.
  2. If you keep pinching the cute nurses’ butts, they will assign you old ugly ones.
  3. If you keep pinching the old ugly nurses’ butts, they will assign you male ones.
  4. If you keep pinching the male nurses’ butts, they will strap you down.
  5. Do not grab at the Oxycontin bottle on the shelf. BAD LAZ! (smack)
  6. The phrase I am most likely to hear is “Mr. Mataz, WHAT are we going to DO with you!!”
  7. Pretending to be dead does not work. They have these machines that can tell.

23 posted on 10/07/2019 6:57:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: LS

Feel better soon Laz!


24 posted on 10/07/2019 6:58:31 AM PDT by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: LS

Great! Thanks for letting us know.


25 posted on 10/07/2019 6:58:34 AM PDT by kristinn (Serving ten to life in paradise)
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To: LS

Wait a minute here,,,,,,, Laz has a little heart issue,,,,,,,,,
Bernie has a little heart issue

OMG LAZ IS BERNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!


26 posted on 10/07/2019 6:59:45 AM PDT by Airwinger
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To: LS

Great!


27 posted on 10/07/2019 7:00:13 AM PDT by DarthVader (Not by speeches & majority decisions will the great issues of the day be decided but by Blood & Iron)
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To: Lazamataz

laughter is the best medicine... and death hates to be ridiculed...

t


28 posted on 10/07/2019 7:00:22 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL. Good to know, Laz.


29 posted on 10/07/2019 7:01:16 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Airwinger
Wait a minute here,,,,,,, Laz has a little heart issue,,,,,,,,, Bernie has a little heart issue OMG LAZ IS BERNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Busted.

30 posted on 10/07/2019 7:01:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: Lazamataz

Glad you are feeling better.

Yeah problem with hospitals, they have tons of rules...no fun.


31 posted on 10/07/2019 7:05:06 AM PDT by Tammy8
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To: Fido969

Is it true that his arrhythmia was caused by taking 4 viagra at the same time?


32 posted on 10/07/2019 7:05:24 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: LS

Excellent!


33 posted on 10/07/2019 7:05:36 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: LS

Hang in there. It gets better!


34 posted on 10/07/2019 7:05:43 AM PDT by FES0844
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To: LS

Very happy he is doing better....


35 posted on 10/07/2019 7:06:03 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: LS

NOT GUILTY !!!

Best Wishes.


36 posted on 10/07/2019 7:06:12 AM PDT by super7man (Madam Defarge, knitting, knitting, always knitting)
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To: LS
Great to hear!

Continued Prayers!

37 posted on 10/07/2019 7:06:31 AM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: LS

Woo-hoo!!


38 posted on 10/07/2019 7:07:09 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (Dreg of Society)
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To: Yo-Yo

...Women everywhere cease their crying!
...Fathers everywhere start their crying!

Or cleaning their shotguns


39 posted on 10/07/2019 7:07:26 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: LS

Get better, Laz!


40 posted on 10/07/2019 7:07:40 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (:¬| Beep beep)
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