Vegan has a beef with neighbors??? How long did it take someone to come up with that clever line????
It’s the NY Post, they’re trying to live up to Headless Body in Topless Bar.
I could do with more punny headings, personally.
My fave is “Ike Beats Tina to Death”.
As for Cilla, she could plant stronger scent flowers and get noise cancelling headphones, or move.
I thought that she would have had a tofu with her neighbors?