Well, a local resident named Joerg Arnu wants people to stay away.
Joerg Arnu??
WTH kind of unAmerican name is THAT?
Obviously an extraterrestrial infiltrator!
We MUST go, and find out what this mugwump is trying to hide!
“WTH kind of unAmerican name is THAT?”
“Joerg Arnu” spelled backwards is...
Unra Greoj.
All clear now?