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"So please understand, there's no reason why we would ever be depressed enough to, say, commit suicide by shooting ourselves three times in the back of our heads."
1 posted on 08/15/2019 9:31:14 PM PDT by Parody
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"Hillary Clinton is an upstanding citizen and a very fine human being. She is of excellent character. She would never hurt anyone. "

2 posted on 08/15/2019 9:37:34 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Who's the leader of the club that feeds on dead babies? M-O-L... O-C-H... M-O-U-S-E.)
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I think the author even named his pet toads Bill and Hillary. Bill is the horny toad, Hillary is the drunk house toad, if he happens to post their picture. /s


3 posted on 08/15/2019 9:38:55 PM PDT by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
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If you have one of these paintings in your home, whatever you do, don't put it in a garage sale. Your life may depend on it!

< /s >

4 posted on 08/15/2019 9:40:09 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Commitee)
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Hillary Clinton is an upstanding citizen and a very fine human being. She is of excellent character. She would never hurt anyone. From Bill's time in the White House all the way through Hillary's spotless record as Secretary of State, the Clintons have served this country with honor and not a hint of scandal.


5 posted on 08/15/2019 9:42:22 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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I’ll even nominate her for a special award: “Inmate of the Year”!


7 posted on 08/15/2019 9:57:15 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Parody

Said no one ever.


9 posted on 08/15/2019 10:02:40 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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There must be some sort of mistake. I think this op-ed was supposed to run in the New York Times.


12 posted on 08/15/2019 10:12:16 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Was the Bab Bee serving koolaid drinks afterwards? What a load of crock.


13 posted on 08/15/2019 10:25:52 PM PDT by tflabo (Prince of Peace, Lion of Righteousness)
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And those ankles! My goodness, so sexy, such good looking ankles! We didn’t mean any of that cankles stuff, really.
Somehow the C key got stuck on the keyboard. It was the russians! I swear!


14 posted on 08/15/2019 10:30:57 PM PDT by GaryCrow
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Hilarious!


16 posted on 08/15/2019 10:44:41 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man.)
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Yes, an upstanding citizen and fine human being who happens to be on my list of politicians never to precede down a long steep staircase...


19 posted on 08/16/2019 12:02:02 AM PDT by FormerFRLurker
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shooting ourselves three times in the back of our heads."

3 times? I thought it was 14 times, and then the Arkancide victim, must march his dead body, all the way to Fort Marcy Park. 😁

20 posted on 08/16/2019 12:07:13 AM PDT by Mark17 (Once saved, always saved. I am an Ephesians 2:8-9 kind of guy. It is a beautiful thing. Enjoy it)
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Says anyone in fear of being killed by her goons.


23 posted on 08/16/2019 2:06:54 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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Explain that to the families of some 46 individuals who committed Arkancide


26 posted on 08/16/2019 4:42:17 AM PDT by okie 54
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The satire … it burns. At least some of the posters here.

Gotta love the Bee.


27 posted on 08/16/2019 7:02:11 AM PDT by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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