[bagster]

I’m going with the theory that Epstein is dead as announced.

Same.

1% or less chance he's alive.

Which is still a chance, I guess.

[outofsalt]

"1% or less chance he's alive."

I wager he got hold of Viagra for self gratification, found the pill hard to swallow and wound up with a stiff neck.
Otherwise, he got a four hour boner accompanied by a blood pressure drop from shunting of blood, dropped his systemic blood pressure resulting in cardiac arrest. He went to the grave with a priapism and hence; 1% alive.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

#teamdeadjeff
#teamblackhat

[The Toddler]

1% or less chance he's alive. Which is still a chance, I guess.

I'm with you. I just don't buy that he offed himself.

#toomanycoincidences