I’m going with the theory that Epstein is dead as announced.
If he’s not, the famous person hired to do the private autopsy has to be in on the “conspiracy”. And that person will have to issue a fake autopsy report. Or that person will have to say he was never given access to the body and couldn’t do the autopsy.
Might that be why the Epstein lawyers wanted Michael Baden brought in? Just speculating.
Same.
1% or less chance he's alive.
Which is still a chance, I guess.