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I know what you reprobates are thinking. No need to go there....
1 posted on 08/09/2019 11:56:35 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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Hey, this ain’t San Francisco.


26 posted on 08/09/2019 12:17:11 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
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When the Shoemaker Levy Comet crashed on the Jupiter surface, the images were spectacular.


27 posted on 08/09/2019 12:18:16 PM PDT by Repealthe17thAmendment
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Michael Moore was hangliding and got caught in an updraft.


29 posted on 08/09/2019 12:29:40 PM PDT by IronJack
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When contacted for comment, Jupiter simply said, “Ah, ‘tis but a flesh wound...”


31 posted on 08/09/2019 12:31:55 PM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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Just be thankful our solar system has such gas giants way out there sucking up cosmic projectiles.


42 posted on 08/09/2019 12:56:35 PM PDT by fso301
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Considering how big Jupiter is that was some massive asteroid that hit the planet.


44 posted on 08/09/2019 1:05:24 PM PDT by ealgeone
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Quick, count the moons!


45 posted on 08/09/2019 1:12:10 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (“They are openly planning to murder you. Have a plan to prevent that.”)
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Perhaps Marianne Williamson can update her charts to reflect this event...


46 posted on 08/09/2019 1:28:13 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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We should be happy that Jupiter is the solar system’s vacuum cleaner. Otherwise these “things” would be flying all over the place.


47 posted on 08/09/2019 1:30:00 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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Dang it.

Hello. GalactUber, please send another driver. And make sure this one can navigate.

Now I’ll never make the appointment on time. Why do all the best doctors have to be on Arcturus?


50 posted on 08/09/2019 2:02:54 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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I know what you reprobates are thinking.

Hey! I prefer to be called deplorable.

51 posted on 08/09/2019 2:06:23 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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reprobates?

What’s that? Like...um... reproductively masturbating ?


53 posted on 08/09/2019 2:08:36 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA.
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
USE THEM TOGETHER.
USE THEM IN PEACE.


58 posted on 08/09/2019 2:36:14 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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Look for the big State of Chihuahua license plates.


62 posted on 08/09/2019 3:20:18 PM PDT by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
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Any info on the size yet? That must have been rather large!


63 posted on 08/09/2019 4:03:18 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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Local news in Las Vegas is saying the bright spot is the moon Io passing.


67 posted on 08/09/2019 5:21:36 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
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That doesn’t look like a flash, it looks like a sphere with shading.


69 posted on 08/09/2019 5:36:23 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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Cool stuff.


70 posted on 08/09/2019 6:17:32 PM PDT by Openurmind
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Neat - good to have a few larger “magnets” to help attract the riffraff away from us.
Kind of like how big cities become big, sucking maws that absorb the leftists...
Hope Jupiter doesn’t gain so much riffraff mass that it sucks us in....


73 posted on 08/10/2019 3:12:51 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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Elevation good, 9 clicks to the right...


85 posted on 08/13/2019 4:36:10 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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