Exactly.
..took my stingray in.. mechanic said I blew a seal.. I say fix the damned thing and leave my personal life out of it...
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Good one! I heard this version:
A penguin takes his car to a transmission shop for repair. While waiting, the penguin goes across the street to an ice cream stand and orders a small bowl of vanilla. Having no arms or hands, he just pokes his beak in the bowl and goes to it. The penguin is also at a disadvantage wiping his beak, too.
The penguin returns to the repair shop and asks about what was found:
“Well...it looks like you blew a seal.”
“Nope. Just a little ice cream.”