You know what Beethoven has been doing since his death?
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De-composing.
Wow, lotta copyrites to un-RAVEL in that effort.
LOL! Well then.....what’s brown and sits on a piano bench?
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Beethoven’s Last Movement
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A: A Flat Major
Q: Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
A: Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
Q: Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
A: He was playing by ear
Q: Why was the piano player arrested?
A: Because he got into treble with the cops
Q: What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?
A: A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four
Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
Q: Why are pirates great singers?
A: They can hit the high C's!
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.
Q: How do you get a cello player to play in tune?
A: Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.
Q: Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
A: In the piano!
Q: How do you make a band stand?
A: Take their chairs away!
sorry....