Uhhhh...ahem...
Well, there was a secret mystery edition put out to only a select, elite clientele. It contained all the secrets of the universe. It spoke of aliens, JFKjr, Jimmy Hoffa's body, the grassy knoll, who REALLY shot J.R., and where the elephants go to die.
You normies weren't ready for it. But if you get your hands on a copy, hold on to it. It'll be worth money someday.
Yea, that's the ticket.
Now....
*why did I mess with TEXOKIE*
*slaps self*
