[E. Pluribus Unum]

[Governor Dinwiddie]

"Every option" to remain open was considered except a reduction in staff, and a reduction in cushy salaries for the fat cat professors.

Gee, it must be rough to be a 50-something fat cat professor who lost his job and fat salary for teaching gender studies and critical feminism. I mean here you are, 50-something, with no marketable skills, a mountain of mortgage and consumer debt, and no prospects for returning to a high paid life of leisure — "Would you like fries with that?"