[hoosiermama]

Thanks for the link.
Here’s one back atcha!

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-secures-unlimited-chips-and-salsa-in-mexican-trade-deal

(It’s a joke)

[gubamyster]

“Yeah, you heard that right: unlimited,” Trump gloated to the press. “The Mexicans wanted it to be one bowl of chips per customer and $1.25 for each bowl after that, but I said no way. All the chips and salsa we can eat, or I walk.”

Too Funny

[gubamyster]

This is NOT from the babylonbee:

Biden promises he’ll cure cancer if elected president

by Joseph Simonson | June 11, 2019 02:26 PM

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/biden-promises-hell-cure-cancer-if-elected-president

FTA:
Joe Biden told an audience in Ottumwa, Iowa Tuesday that his White House would “cure” cancer should he beat President Trump in 2020.

“I’ve worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I’m elected president you’re gonna see single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden said to applause.