[gubamyster]

This is NOT from the babylonbee:

Biden promises he’ll cure cancer if elected president

by Joseph Simonson | June 11, 2019 02:26 PM

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/biden-promises-hell-cure-cancer-if-elected-president

FTA:
Joe Biden told an audience in Ottumwa, Iowa Tuesday that his White House would “cure” cancer should he beat President Trump in 2020.

“I’ve worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I’m elected president you’re gonna see single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden said to applause.

[stars & stripes forever]

RE BIDEN:
“If I’m elected president you’re gonna see single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer.”

Makes me wonder if there is already a cure, especially with the recoveries of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Jimmy Carter.

[Rusty0604]

ROFL

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Joe Biden told an audience in Ottumwa, Iowa Tuesday that his White House would “cure” cancer should he beat President Trump in 2020.

Well... democrats do demand big promises from their leaders and Joe's choices of big ticket items is pretty limited.
Obama has already healed the planet and stopped the rise of the oceans.
And the other democrats have already promised to make everything on the planet free.