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Robber holds up two Israeli banks - armed with an AVOCADO
The Daily Mail ^
| June 9, 2019
| Chris Pleasance
Posted on 06/10/2019 12:32:44 PM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
Guacamole Control.....................NOW!...................
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:34:49 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
In the future, please refrain from posting chat material in the news forum.
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
This thread has potential.
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:35:11 PM PDT
by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
Well, he could have had a sharpened mango, so thank goodness for small favors. Blackadder reference!
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:35:27 PM PDT
by
buwaya
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
Yes, but is he originally from Florida?
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:36:10 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(“Individual liberty and freedom are not outmoded concepts.”)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
Why didn’t they go after him and catch him after the first robbery?
To: Sirius Lee
I’ll bet you $50 donation to FR he’s an illegal from Africa.
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:39:12 PM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
Looks like Monty Python will have to add avocado defense to their training program.
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:39:16 PM PDT
by
Leaning Right
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
John Cleese needs to give seminars in Israel about how to defend oneself from people armed with fresh fruit!
Right now terrorists could open fruit stand and drive Israel into the sea!
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:39:17 PM PDT
by
Reily
To: Innovative
Why didnt they go after him and catch him after the first robbery?The were going for the whole enchilada?
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:39:21 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:40:11 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
I bet the avocado was equipped with a “silencer” and grenade launcher. Oh, and it was an AR-15 style avocado.
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posted on
06/10/2019 12:44:38 PM PDT
by
LIConFem
(I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.)
To: Red Badger
I guess that makes Jeb! an arms dealer.
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:05:37 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
I love acacados!
But never knew just how USEFUL they can be!
Thanks for sharing this article with us!
smile smile
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:06:21 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: xp38
Well, if the bowls are of a certain HIGH CAPACITY size...................
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:07:09 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Leaning Right
The perpetrator...
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:08:15 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
That’s chutzpah right there.
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
when they outlaw avocados, only outlaws will have avocados!
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:12:47 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: MrEdd
> The perpetrator... <
LOL! Did he yell “please clap” as he exited the bank?
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:13:39 PM PDT
by
Leaning Right
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