Boy if I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard this story...
O, Florida, you are one of a kind.
Click-bait galore, leaves other states behind.
Any dumb ass news worth a million views
Surely features Florida man.
O, Florida, what’s gotten in to you?
O, Florida, can I have some, too?
————Definitely not O, Canada.
I see a 2 part episode of Dr Phil in this story!!!!