And even worse, they're probably vodka.
Those martinis aren’t chilled, shaken, or stirred, and no ripple showing there’s vermouth in it.
Heard all the dry martini jokes:
“For vermouth, wave the gin bottle in the direction of Italy”
“Just marinate the olives in vermouth & drop them in the gin”
(when the barkeep asks if you want a twist of lemon:)
“If I want a lemonade, I’ll ask for it!”
An Air Force pilot keeps gin & vermouth in his survival kit; if he bails out over the middle of Alaska, as soon as he lands he starts mixing a martini. Within seconds someone will pop up & say, “Too much vermouth!!”