Hydrogen atom 1: I’m missing an electron!
Hydrogen atom 2: Are you sure?
Hydrogen atom 1: Yes, I’m Positive!...................
They make up everything.....
“Patrolling” these speedy electrons reminds me of the story where some lady got pulled over for running a red, and she claimed that she was going fast enough that it blue-shifted and looked green. I always felt they should have let her off the red-light and wrote her a speeding ticket for the relevant speed! Then made her explain why the green was on the top of the stack and how her car could go that fast.