Not to mention he's really fat.

“””Cates has been VERY wrong in the past.
Not to mention he’s really fat.”””
Well, my doctor told me I was fat.
On the inside I was thinking well, you know, it’s what’s inside the cup that’s important rather than the outside, but that’s not what came out.
I told him, “So. On average you’ll die long before I will!”.
I still paid him though so he could add a little to his annuity.
Felt sorry for his kids and all.