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To: bagster

“””Cates has been VERY wrong in the past.

Not to mention he’s really fat.”””


Well, my doctor told me I was fat.

On the inside I was thinking well, you know, it’s what’s inside the cup that’s important rather than the outside, but that’s not what came out.

I told him, “So. On average you’ll die long before I will!”.

I still paid him though so he could add a little to his annuity.

Felt sorry for his kids and all.


1,280 posted on 05/30/2019 3:42:25 PM PDT by haffast (Alternate universes held together by porridge.)
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To: haffast
Well, my doctor told me I was fat.

You needed a doctor to tell you that?

Why was he gonna die long before you will? Did he have a ligament or somethin'? Or a goiter?

I had a really fat doctor once. And a really fat Health teacher at Fresno State. Hahahaha. A health teacher. The nerve.


1,286 posted on 05/30/2019 4:13:44 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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