A "Pollock" friend of mine told me this joke.
A Pollock goes to the eye doctor for an examination. On the screen the doctor put UP, CZKUCHA and asked the Pollock if he could read any of the letters. The Pollock answered, "Read them? I know the guy"!
How do you tell him from her at a Polish wedding?
He’s the one wearing the bowling shirt and she has braided armpits.