[LonePalm]

Love the jokes. Bagpipes too.

I heard the first two jokes as oboe jokes back in the early nineties. I was flying from Newark to Dallas and was seated next to an oboist with the NY Philharmonic.

It was 3.5 hours of non-stop musician jokes. Best inflight entertainment EVER!!!!

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[ichabod1]

Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

Q: What do you do when you see a bass player standing on your doorstep?

A: Tip him 5 bucks and thank him for the pizza.