[ichabod1]

Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

Q: What do you do when you see a bass player standing on your doorstep?

A: Tip him 5 bucks and thank him for the pizza.

[LonePalm]

Q: What do you call a bass player with no rhythm?
A: Lead guitar

Q: What do drummers want to be when they grow up?
A: Don't know. It's never happened.

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[SaxxonWoods]

Jimmy has four guitars.

Danny has a bass.

What does Danny have that Jimmy doesn’t?

A gig! Danny has a gig!