[Cats Pajamas]

I spilled a whole coke in a tv.
I also spilled a cup of coffee in my laptop a few years back.

Our kid dropped her cell phone in the Gulf of Mexico

Dear husband dropped his cell off top of a roller coaster
Dear husband dropped another cell in woods while hunting. I’m sure a bear ate it.

[Defiant]

I’m sure a bear ate it The phone or the husband?

[stars & stripes forever]

And I thought I had problems.

[KitJ]

"Our kid dropped her cell phone in the Gulf of Mexico
Dear husband dropped his cell off top of a roller coaster
Dear husband dropped another cell in woods while hunting.
I’m sure a bear ate it.

Upon returning from a year in Iraq, I was on the final leg of my journey home. I'd left with my cellphone and kept it in my kit bag for a year. About 20 minutes before landing, I needed to make a quick #1 on the plane. When I reached down to flush my cellphone fell out of my uniform shirt pocket, at light speed, and went down the drain in the toilet.

There's no getting back from that. It went to the SST* version of Davy Jones' Locker.

Couldn't even call for a ride home from the airport that day.

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*SST = 'Stuff' Sucking Truck

[BBB333]

“Dear husband dropped another cell in woods while hunting. I’m sure a bear ate it.”

Had a bear pay a visit to my house very early Monday morning — it wasn’t after a cell phone.