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Thanks to this amazing discovery, the Page in post #9 can new be translated. It was written by Sotworthy Seeburg, as can be seen where he autographed it on the right side of the illustration. The following is a direct translation, enhanced with minimal punctuation for sentence separation.

now this aint no shit. you know the hot tub bath in the vestal virgin locker room?

well me and Jarrell Datson snuck up into the overhead plumbing and stuffed in a big basket of them blue pellets the nuns use to keep the water in the latrines blue so they dont have to scrub them so much.

incoming hot water went through the basket, see the illustration, and dissolved the pellets all at once. you can see the blue water coming out in the accompanying drawing. it was hilarious. if smurfs havent been invented yet then we made the first ones.

if anyone ever finds out, we are dead meat.