1 posted on
05/13/2019 9:38:28 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
2 posted on
05/13/2019 9:38:50 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus.
3 posted on
05/13/2019 9:42:37 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
To: BenLurkin
4 posted on
05/13/2019 9:46:42 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
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To: BenLurkin
5 posted on
05/13/2019 9:53:25 PM PDT by
US_MilitaryRules
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To: BenLurkin
Well, that’s convincing
/s
6 posted on
05/13/2019 10:00:15 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: BenLurkin
I see those all the time at my pool.
They are definitely UFOs; that is, I cannot identify them.
Are they piloted by aliens from another dimension/galaxy/planet/solar-system/heaven/hell?
I hope so. It would be comforting to know that someone intelligent is at least keeping an eye on us!
7 posted on
05/13/2019 10:01:01 PM PDT by
Bon mots
To: BenLurkin
10 posted on
05/13/2019 10:06:08 PM PDT by
Bon mots
To: BenLurkin
A highly relective balloon which burst and disappeared. Definitely an unidentified object. Of course it is filled with highly intelligent beings from a world different from ours...it is obvious....invite them to dinner..
11 posted on
05/13/2019 10:09:58 PM PDT by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: BenLurkin
13 posted on
05/13/2019 10:48:40 PM PDT by
SpaceBar
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
16 posted on
05/14/2019 12:31:32 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: BenLurkin
18 posted on
05/14/2019 3:23:21 AM PDT by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: BenLurkin
Pilots name is Atilla - I wouldn’t call him out on it.
To: BenLurkin
A blemish on the windscreen caught the sun at just the right angle for a few seconds.....
Just adding my theory to all the rest....:-)
21 posted on
05/14/2019 4:19:11 AM PDT by
trebb
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To: BenLurkin
American Airlines pilots drink whiskey before their flights. What do Turkish Airlines pilots drink ?
22 posted on
05/14/2019 4:25:36 AM PDT by
libh8er
To: BenLurkin
Commander Straker, call your office.
23 posted on
05/14/2019 5:10:32 AM PDT by
jmcenanly
("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
To: BenLurkin
Man in Black #1 : Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once. But it’s been proven he only saw the planet Venus.
Roky Crikenson : I’m a Republican.
Man in Black #1 : Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus.
26 posted on
05/14/2019 5:48:41 AM PDT by
DungeonMaster
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