[PIF]

1. The Jack Benny Show and the Bob Hope Show. Tied

2. The Groucho Marxs Show:
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

3. The Honeymooners

4 I Remember Mama:
“I remember the big white house on Steiner Street, and my little sister Dagmar, and my big brother Nels, and Papa. But most of all, I remember Mama.” Mostly broadcast live; only 13 shows were taped.

All the rest on the list are also-rans

TV Guide sux.

[Leaning Right]

Jack Benny's TV show was great! Still fresh and funny after all these years.

My favorite recurring character was the racetrack tout.

No, wait. Maybe it was that salesman guy.