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To: Red Badger

If your team was victorious, press ‘won’.
If you want directions, press ‘to’.
If you are an arborist, press ‘tree’.
If you are in favor, press ‘for’.
If you are a beekeeper, press ‘hive’.
If you have more than one ill person, press ‘sicks’.
If you are Norwegian, press ‘Sven’.
If you’ve been fed, press ‘ate’.
If you are German and want to say no, press ‘nein’.
If you are a WWII Japanese fighter pilot, press ‘Zero’.
If you are an astronomer, press ‘star’.
If you are British and are ringing for money, press ‘pound’...


112 posted on 04/26/2019 6:45:26 AM PDT by null and void (The press is always lying. When they aren't actively lying, they are actively concealing the truth.)
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To: null and void
If you are German and want to say no, press ‘nein’.

Had an engineer friend that went to Germany on a military installation job with other co-workers.

They all went to a restaurant to eat dinner the first night.

Not knowing any German, he ordered by number from the menu, Item number 9.

The waiter, thought he said 'no' when he ordered, so he didn't bring anything!.................

115 posted on 04/26/2019 6:54:43 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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