If your team was victorious, press ‘won’.
If you want directions, press ‘to’.
If you are an arborist, press ‘tree’.
If you are in favor, press ‘for’.
If you are a beekeeper, press ‘hive’.
If you have more than one ill person, press ‘sicks’.
If you are Norwegian, press ‘Sven’.
If you’ve been fed, press ‘ate’.
If you are German and want to say no, press ‘nein’.
If you are a WWII Japanese fighter pilot, press ‘Zero’.
If you are an astronomer, press ‘star’.
If you are British and are ringing for money, press ‘pound’...
Had an engineer friend that went to Germany on a military installation job with other co-workers.
They all went to a restaurant to eat dinner the first night.
Not knowing any German, he ordered by number from the menu, Item number 9.
The waiter, thought he said 'no' when he ordered, so he didn't bring anything!.................