[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Symone called 911 when they wouldn’t honor her coupons. Made a scene in the parking lot. Took off one of her furry-slippers and started swinging it around, tryin’ to hit the popo.

Damn...I miss The Real Detroit.

[bagster]

She had to be air-lifted to a temporary holding facility at Sea World/San Diego.

Trial will be expedited so she doesn't drain the sea of mackerels at state expense.