[grey_whiskers]

What a fornicating weasel.

Speaking purely rhetorically, what I wouldn't give for ten minutes alone in a room with him, a vise grip, a pair of pliers, a bunsen burner, and a knitting needle.

He wouldn't just be singing soprano at the end, he'd be singing "Glitter and Be Gay" from Bernstein's Candide.

[bagster]

Speaking purely rhetorically, what I wouldn't give for ten minutes alone in a room with him, a vise grip, a pair of pliers, a bunsen burner, and a knitting needle.

You gonna call a coupla hard pipe hittin' nukkas to go to work on the homes there, with a pair of pliers and a blow torch?

#GetMedieval

[mkmensinger]

“What I wouldn’t give for ten minutes alone in a room with him, a vise grip, a pair of pliers, a bunsen burner, and a knitting needle.”

I’m cancelling my plans to visit you!