[TheDog]

Hope he at least killed it first.

[bboop]

‘Mom, I have the best job ever. I look at caveman poop.’ Gotta have a PhD for that, I’ll bet. There’s $100K easy, spent to get that. oh hahaha, life is so darned funny sometimes.

[piasa]

Maybe he and his buddies found a pregnant rattlesnake and gutted it for cooking, finding the eggs inside….and they just split up the rattlesnake eggs amongst themselves as a treat to swallow whole. Rattlesushi.

[Kriggerel]

I’m reminded of an old Talking Heads song:

There was a factory
Now there are mountains and rivers
You got it, you got it
We caught a rattlesnake
Now we got something for dinner
We got it, we got it

There was a shopping mall
Now it’s all covered with flowers
You’ve got it, you’ve got it
If this is paradise
I wish I had a lawnmower
You’ve got it, you’ve got it

[mouske]

Children’s song: “There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly...”

[dljordan]

“possibly for a bet”

Hold my Atlatl and watch this.

[Savage Beast]

Maybe the man died of internal snakebite.

Maybe the snake had eaten the rat before the man ate the snake.

Maybe the man died with his mouth open; the rat climbed down his esophagus to escape the snake; the snake followed it, was trapped, and died.

There are several possibilities.

[Swordmaker]

Could they tell if it tasted like chicken to him?

[JimRed]

1,500 years, caveman? Somebody’s timing is way off.

[Bernard Marx]

Macho? Let me show you Macho, pendejo! Hand me the snake.

[sparklite2]

“Here. Hold my peyote and watch this.”

[dforest]

Wow, what a job. Examining cave man poop. Send these scientists to San Franshitsco.

[ViLaLuz]

Just like honey badger.