Time once again to happily celebrate that champion of the Erf, the demi-god of Green that purveyor of all things recycleable...
Vladimir Lenin!
That’s right folks, it’s the anniversary of Vlad Lenin’s birth so let get out there and change our oil, throw a few lead-acid batteries in the landfill and generally just go all Elite Communist on America.
Oh, and turn in your neighbors for not putting their coffee grounds in the recycling instead of composting them! Because, recycling and composting are, like, really, you know, NOT the same!
If you see something, say something.
Just wondering...does Putin have a Twitter account that I could send along birthday greetings to Lenin’s namesake?