[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I was in club-comedy once. Didn't pan out although I was outstanding in the field.

[Bob Ireland]

***I was outstanding in the field***

😃 You must be behind one of those trees...

[LonePalm]

I used to do stand-up but now I do sit-down comedy.

Every time I would stand up the audience would shout, "Sit down." So I did.

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)