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1 posted on 03/05/2019 10:05:25 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: SunkenCiv

Por usted, amigo!


2 posted on 03/05/2019 10:06:05 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

I’ll bet it was almost exactly as it was when the explorers discovered the new world in the 15th century.


3 posted on 03/05/2019 10:12:39 AM PST by FrdmLvr (They never thought she would lose.)
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To: BenLurkin

Life Tip: If you ever have the opportunity to go deep into a cave where you have to crawl on your belly for hundreds of feet through tight passages, you should crawl backward so you are less likely to get stuck. And you should be the last one to enter, in case someone else gets stuck.

Super Life Tip: Keep out of caves like this.


4 posted on 03/05/2019 10:13:59 AM PST by UnwashedPeasant
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7 posted on 03/05/2019 10:16:52 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Crawling through----------uh, no! That's why God gave us the know how to build backhoes and excavators. 👹👍🏼
8 posted on 03/05/2019 10:17:10 AM PST by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: BenLurkin

Nothing about dart traps, giant rolling boulders or a rival archeologist with a bunch of natives.


10 posted on 03/05/2019 10:20:31 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
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...archaeologists must crawl flat on their stomachs through hundreds of feet of tortuously narrow passages.

Nope. Nopenopenopenopenope! Dang Mayans.

11 posted on 03/05/2019 10:21:12 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: BenLurkin

Keggers.

Mayan keggers.

That’s what they used them for.


13 posted on 03/05/2019 10:24:27 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: BenLurkin

Super cool!


14 posted on 03/05/2019 10:27:29 AM PST by Tax-chick (Please, SMOD, just make it all go away.)
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To: BenLurkin

Trump should tell Jerry Nadler all his secrets are in that cave but only Nadler can go in and retrieve them.


16 posted on 03/05/2019 10:32:55 AM PST by Gahanna Bob
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To: BenLurkin

bookmark


18 posted on 03/05/2019 10:38:11 AM PST by GOP Poet
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19 posted on 03/05/2019 10:47:18 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: BenLurkin

Climbing the pyramid at chichen itza was enough for me. Acrophobia kicked in; besides the claustrophobia in caves would be unbearable.


24 posted on 03/05/2019 11:39:24 AM PST by DeFault User
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To: BenLurkin

They were really really short back then.


26 posted on 03/05/2019 11:45:36 AM PST by Leep (It's.. (W)all or nothing..!)
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To: BenLurkin

I hope they find some codices the murderously obtuse, but highly religious, Conquistadors might have failed to destroy.


27 posted on 03/05/2019 11:50:32 AM PST by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: BenLurkin

I got wedged in a half mile down in a cave, with a mountain on my back and a mountain on my chest. Just reading about belly crawling in this article brought on a stress reaction.


29 posted on 03/05/2019 1:01:53 PM PST by lurk
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