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Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
*texokie offers a large clean tissue. defconw honks loudly into it, smiling wanly. *
It's very satisfying to own that skill! It is hard for me to cut it off, now that I'm started! Have fun.... and I know we all look forward to you making us laugh!
*Texokie pats defconw on the back and the wan smile turns into defcon's radiant one. All is well*
Here's an assortment of goodies just to get the laugh fest started!
*ransomnote sees what is happening and knows that texokie cannot stop. She, Mother of Dragons (and Dragonlets) herself goes to the Qanteen Qloset to find a distraction. Texokie continues*
*ransomnote is in the Qrazy Qloset rummaging around. The Qanteen Dawgs and Qatz are in awe of the noises drifting out. There is actually no screaming or loud "OUCHes" that they usually hear when texokie is in there. There are soft swishes and gentle thumps. She finally emerges to a room full of memes. Poor texokie she just can't cut it off!*
*The Qanteen Qatz and Dawgs are unified in what they are witnessing:*
*Even the Qanteen Water Mammels are transfixed:* 
*ransomnote has found just the thing*
*texokie looks at ransomnote and defconw*
*Distraction is the key. Ransomnote The Wise, has in her hands a pile of Play Do. She knows that above all other things, texokie REALLY likes to play with it. She can't make anything other than indistinct lumps - but they are HER indistinct lumps and are somehow, for some reason satisfying to her*
*One of the Qanteen Qatz makes an attempt to distract texokie, who has a string dangling from her unraveling sweater - but gets caught up in focusing on the string itself*
*texokie sees Ransomnote The Wise coming from the Qloset, and wonders how she will help with this awful fix poor texokie is in. She does not notice the Qat, who is gleefully helping her sweater unravel some more. OH WOW!!! PLAY DO!!!!! Texokie, successfully distracted goes for the green glob of Play Do and makes this lovely lump:*
*But everyone knows that she has this in mind, because she TOLD THEM! *
So please defconw, let this be a cautionary tale. This image thing can take hold in unexpected and frightening ways! - But I urge you to be brave and GO FOR IT!!!
