Breaking news: He's gay.
Lionel: You just took a Elton John song, went past Freddie Mercury and Jeremiahed it.
Katie: (crying) I'm just so proud. You're homosexuality supercedes all. (she didn't say that exactly, but it's what she means)
Luke: blah, blah, blah (they all love it. Laying it on REALLY thick)
He screeched throughout the song, but he’s gay so that’s OK.