Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am in White House Driveway
https://politics.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732
A classic from The Onion.
"Biden then spent the next 15 minutes boasting about the features on his Trans Am.
"They don't make kick-ass T-tops like this anymore, sweetheart," said Biden, shaking his head in exaggerated disappointment. "And check out these gold snowflake rims. They're a real bitch to clean, but they're totally worth it."
"Back in the day we used to call 'em panty-melters," Biden continued. "One babe caught a glimpse of those rims after a Cinderella concert in '86 and she couldn't get into that backseat fast enough. If any of you girls wanna take a ride, just let ol' Joe know."
That’s wonderful! LOL!!