DNA testing needed to identify mystery animal that attacked and killed NC teacher

herald-mail media ^ | 18 Feb 2018 | MARK PRICE

[DUMBGRUNT]

A 77-year-old North Carolina teacher has died of injuries suffered in a mysterious animal attack Friday in the small Beaufort County town of Pantego...

Beaufort County is home to bears, alligators and coyotes, but “preliminary DNA testing facilitated by NC Wildlife Biologist has eliminated any wild animals indigenous to the area,”

[DUMBGRUNT]

NAPA?

???Car parts?

[DUMBGRUNT]

I laugh, then I remember the unfortunate woman died while on her morning walk.

[butlerweave]

An Illegal ?

[csvset]

Wait a minute, was she approached by a Girl Scout selling cookies ?

Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era

[DUMBGRUNT]

If it was a chupacabra, it was a long way from home.
Perhaps global warming is driving them north and east?
Or maybe they detected the fine aroma of a hickory BBQ?

Other name(s) Chupacabras, El Chupacabra
Region Caribbean (chiefly Puerto Rico)
Central and South America
North America (chiefly Mexico and southwestern United States)

[Robert A Cook PE]

Pit bull, cougar, pack of (dogs, coyotes, wolves, pit bulls), .... rapist, illegal aliens.

[smvoice]

“and I said ‘how much for them girl Scout
cookies?’
And he said “tree fiddy”.....

[Ancesthntr]

[dynachrome]

Mountain kitty aka panther?

[dainbramaged]

Very few details?
Evidently - but no shortage of juvenile wisecracks by immature idiots who think a woman being killed by an animal is somehow humorous.

[GOYAKLA]

Farticus Booker says Rev. Al has pruf the was White Crackers.

[DUMBGRUNT]

And I always thought they existed only on some island in the middle of the ocean?
They made it to North Carolina?????

[DUMBGRUNT]

A response in #22.

[antidemoncrat]

Bigfoot or Bigfool?

[FreedomPoster]

A lost yeti?

[dp0622]

lol

[READINABLUESTATE]

Big Mike.

[Flaming Conservative]

Bigfoot? Angry beavers? Frustrated chipmunks? (Sorry. Shouldn’t joke about the poor woman’s death.)

[FreeReign]

Megalodon?

Megamegalodon?

[TribalPrincess2U]

They want subscriptions. Lame stream media is getting unaffordable. Just as the 15.00 an hour fiasco, they will subscribe themselves out of business. Can’t see people subscribing to every place they want to check out.

Where is the news media going to be in a few years? Will we have ONE outlet like China and be forced to buy it?