All this just to support Justice Scalia’s phone-in autopsy?
No, but the Democrats might find this useful with Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
Dem: She’s alive!
Rep: She hasn’t moved or spoken in days.
Dem: She’s alive! Maybe she is paralyzed!
Rep: No pulse.
Dem: That’s because your fingers are insensitive, just like your President. She’s alive.
Rep: Her chest isn’t even moving!
Dem: She’s alive! She’s taking tiny breaths.
Rep: Look, here is a mirror... I’ll hold it near her mouth and nose and you’ll see. See? No sign of fogging on this mirror. Dead as a doornail.
Dem: She’s probably got that disease Alexander the Great had.
Rep: What?
Dem: He had this disease that paralyzed him and even though he had his wits after partying all night and swilling wine like Nancy Pelosi he got sick the next day and soon he couldn’t move and his breathing couldn’t be even be detected so he got buried alive...
Rep: That disease is rare and anyway you have no evidence she’s got it or that she’s alive. You are just making up bullschitt to avoid admitting it’s time to nominate a judge for her seat...
Dem: Racist!