Have they conducted the “Name the Artic Vortex” Contest yet? I wanted to submit, Mr. Grimm the Reaper. LOL.
OH MY GOD!!!!!! LEAF FALL DAMEON wreaks havoc on the northern U.S......expected seventy-eleventy billion leaves to make ground fall by Saturday. We're warning everyone this is a major even.....DAMEON is expected to cost untold millions of dollars in gas and electricity from leaf blowers.....
Everyone stay in doors and never venture out again. This leaf event has been attributed by top notch climate studies, who note, we're all gonna die!!!!!!
DIE people!
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